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Donald Trump Dies in the Holy Land
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells theAmerican diplomats accompanying him, “You can have him...
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Quarantine Daily Log
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last. Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235...
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Little Johnny & the Honeymooners
Joke of the Day Fred and Larry got married in California. They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s house for their first married night together. In the morning,...
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The High Priced Hooker
The madam opened the brothel door in Butte and saw a rather dignified, a well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties. May I help you sir?” she asked. The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.”...
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Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, (he is 92).We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked...
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The Stranded Irshman
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship” As the speck got closer and closer, he...
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Christmas Shopping Joke
A Husband went Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The...
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Older Men are Disappearing
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A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She...
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